I, Myself, Have Recovered

Et is with mucho pleasure dat I, myself, can inform you dat I, myself, have recovered from de bite of de firey ant. Finally myself's paw has reduced it's swollenness and gone back to regular size. I, myself, am continuing myself's schedule of rest and relaxations as et is not known if firey ant bites return if too much work is accomplished. So I, myself, will take no chances.

Meanwhile, Senora Mommie continues dragging de remainder of de pack along de roadside and through de village in de evenings. She has started applying de torture devices after supper and takes de Little Green Vine and my beloved puta from de casa for extended ambling in de village. I, myself, am not mucho happy to be strapped into de torture devices so, I, myself, am attempting to avoid dis misery. But I see Senora Mommie smiling at me and dangling de devices she wants to utilize on myself and I continue to elude her by sneaking to my secret lair under de sleeping platform. Here I, myself, will stay to evade capture and subsequent village dragging spectacle.

Adios