Hey! Guess What???

... like Mommie has started the most fun game ... it is super duper cool ... and like, I am so happy about the new game ... 'cause, like, I get to go outside and stuff ... oh yeah, and like, Mommie puts the ropes on me and Ivan and takes us outside and stuff ... and like, then we get to walk all around and sniff everything and see everything ... it is so way cool ... and like, the other day when we were out sniffing ... like, I saw this furry doggie like thing but it wasn't a doggie but I haven't seen anything like it before ... but it was super cool ... and like it smelled weird ... oh yeah, and Ivan wasn't scared of it at all ... Ivan is so cool ... and oh yeah ... like the rat is afraid to go outside with us ... 'cause like, I think he's afraid he'll get eaten by the weird smelly thing ... and like, he's such a coward because, like, when Mommie gets the ropes out in the evening ... like, the rat goes and hides under the bed and stuff ... and like, he's so afraid ... I think it's funny but Ivan kinda thinks it is sad and she says, "Poor Mr. Rudy is afraid of the outside." ... but like, I know he's really just too stupid to know what to do with the ropes and all ... but whatever ... so, like, when we come back ... Ivan and I are so tired that we go sleepy right then ... 'cause like, there's always room in the bed with Big Daddy ... and like, he's always in the bed ... so that's cool .... oh yeah, and I think my paw hurts ... like, it feels all rubbery and stuff .... but that's ok ... I can't wait to go walking in the ropes again tomorrow!