Hey! Guess What??!!

... like while the rat and Ivan and me were out in the backyard ... ummm ... the rat ... he like was playing around the red dirty blob ... and like, he started yelping and stuff ... and like, I didn't know what he was doing but I ran over there ... and like, he was dancing around on three paws because he said like, "Help me! Help me! I, myself will surely die!" ... and like, I saw that he was shaking one of those mean bugs off his paw ... so, like, ummm ... I guess he got bit by it or something ... 'cause like, after some time passed his paw was growing bigger and bigger and bigger ... and, oh yeah, so like Big Daddy noticed something was wrong with the rat's paw ... I tried to lick it and make it better and stuff ... but he wouldn't let me ... and then like Big Daddy and Mommie were inspecting it ... oh yeah and guess what?! ... we all got to eat cheese and cookies ... and like they were so good ... but Big Daddy and Mommie kept loving on the rat because of his paw ... and like, then they stuck his paw in some smelly waters ... and then we got more cheese!! ... so like that was cool ... but now I'm afraid they're gonna stick my paw in the smelly water ... and like, I don't want any part of that! ... so like, I went to hide in the bed ... but I hope the rat's paw stops growing because if it keeps this up ... ummm ... I think maybe, like, it'll explode!