Fun Times

Hello Everyone! I must say that I have really enjoyed living in and learning about my new home. New Mommy and Daddy are so nice and their son is so sweet and caring. They take good care of me. They all make sure to include me in all the activities and I can tell that they are still encouraging little Mollee and Rudy to accept me.

A few weeks ago Mommy and Daddy went to the store and bought some seed packets. Mommy was talking to Daddy about planting a garden. The next week, Daddy and the little boy worked so hard in the back yard to build a raised bed for Mommy to use as a garden. I watched them with interest and just couldn't help myself when I jumped int the garden and pranced around in the dirt. Mommy told me not to do that and I will try very hard in the future to resist the lure of all that wonderfully smelling dirt.

The next weekend Mommy, Daddy, and the little boy took a trip to the beach. I would love to see the beach one day. But since they were only going to be gone for a day, they left us at home this time. Poor Rudy was beside himself with worry. He was afraid they would never come back and he refused to let poor little Mollee eat anything. He didn't ant anyone to eat the food they left for us (3 bowls of food and 4 bowls of water) in case Mommy and Daddy didn't come back the next day. I thought he was being silly, but it wasn't my place to give him instructions. I, however, ate when I was hungry. But I never took more than my share.

While they were gone, little Mollee introduced me to "The Fence" next door. Evidently there is a female Great Dane that lives in the yard next door and our yards are separated by a fence. I don't think little Mollee understands that it's a dog ... not a horse ... that is barking back at her. It is quite comical to watch her running back and forth and yipping at "the fence".

I have enjoyed learning my way around the back yard and I look forward to seeing what Mommy can grow in her garden. As it is warming up outside, I am sure she will be planting something soon. Maybe she will grow some of those chewy sticks we all love so much.

Have a nice evening!

Hey! ... Guess what?? ...

... like we all played in the yard the other day ... and like, Big Daddy and the little boy were playing with some really big sticks and stuff ... and later when I ran over there to bark at them, they had made this box full of dirt ... and like, it was so super cool ... but when I jumped into it Big Daddy got mad and yelled at me and stuff ... so, like, I didn't jump into it again for a long time ... oh, yeah, and like, I don't know what it's for but the rat says that the little boy is gonna rest in peace there ... but like, I don't think Big Daddy will be digging out a hole for him everyday 'cause like, Big Daddy doesn't like to work too hard and stuff ... but we'll see what happens ... oh, and guess what else??!! ... Mommie and Big Daddy and the little boy left us home alone the other weekend ... it was so awesome ... I could do whatever I wanted and do it whenever I wanted and do it however I wanted ... man, that was so cool ... and like, I napped and napped and took more naps ... oh yeah, and I played outside with Ivan and we ran around in the dirt box ... and I got to visit with the fence and the horse next door ... but like, every time I went to eat something, the rat was like "No! Don't eat! They're never coming back! We must save our food for when I am desperate!" ... and I was like, ummm ... I'm desperate now ... and the rat was like, "You must wait. You may not eat today!" ... and I was like, ummm ... why not? ... and he was like, "Because they might not come back and then I could starve to death and it would be my duty to eat you and the Green Vine in order to live and tell our story!" ... and I was like, ummm ... what story? ... and the rat was like, "The story of how you and the Green Vine were left to die of hunger when your owners abandoned you." ... and I was like, uumm ... they didn't abandon us cause like, I heard Mommie and Big Daddy talking about going to some big sand yard and playing in water but that they would be back the next day ... but the rat just kept talking about how it was the end of the world and we were left all alone and we were gonna die and stuff ... and ummm ... well ... I told Ivan not to pay any attention to the rat because he's just a stupid dumb rat ... but we both decided to eat when he wasn't looking since he was so scared that we were going to eat all the food ... and like, I woke up from one of my naps and everyone was home again!

Home Alone ...

There es mucho happenings at de casa these last weeks. I, myself, continue to watch de little Green Vine for any signature that she es leaving de casa anytime soon. But, alas, it seems that Senora Mommie intends to keep de Green Vine for more weeks. Perhaps dis es why she directed for Senor Roberto and de little boy to construct de grande box of dirt.

At first, I, myself, was mucho pleased to see that Senior Roberto was finally constructing a proper resting place for de little boy as he does not belong in de casa and should be in de garage as I, myself, attempts to remind him on a mucho frequency basis. I, myself, watched as senior Roberto and de little boy assembled a long box in de back yard according to Senora Mommie's specifics. Then everyone filled de big box with wonderful earthy smelling dirt. My beloved puta, de little Green Vine, and myself were mucho pleased to immediately jump into de box of dirt to celebrate de movement of de little boy and to run around to test de dirtiness and earth smellingness. But Senora Mommie was mucho unpleased with dis and chased us all out of her box of dirt. I, myself, felt that she was acting very self accommodating. But there was nothing for myself to do but sit back and continue observing et.

Another week passed and no more work progressed on de box of dirt. Yet late one day, everyone in de casa started acting with speed and purpose as they put their body coverings into black boxes. I, myself, have seen dis before, and I, myself, knows that dis is de indication of long absence from de casa and I, myself, realized that et would be up to myself to make sure everything at de casa was taken care of during de absence. I, myself, did not know how long of an absence et would be dis time but deduced from de number or water and food bowls on de floor that et would be for at least some several hours. I, myself, was determined to maintain de safety and sanity of my beloved puta and de little Green Vine while de Mommie, Roberto, and little boy were gone from de casa.

Adios