Clean Bill of Health!

Hello everyone. I wanted to share with you that I have been pronounced to have a clean bill of health!

I was so embarrassed that my previous illness was of such a concern that my new Mommie and Daddy had to take me to the veterinarian to make sure that I was well and that there was not a chance that I might infect little Rudy or Miss Mollee. But I heard new Mommie and Daddy saying it was time for little Rudy and Miss Mollee to go there anyway so that made me feel somewhat better.

The drive in the car was very pleasant. I sat in the front seat and enjoyed the view. I look forward to my veterinarian visits because all the veterinarians I have known have done their best to help me and make me feel better when I was so sick. It was a surprise to see little Rudy and Miss Mollee put up such a fuss when we got there. I must say, I was somewhat taken aback by their lack of cooperation. But then it also gave me a chance to see my new Mommie in her serious role and she made it clear who was pack leader. Although it was humorous to see little Rudy reduced to flipping onto his back and peeing into the air when serious Mommie ordered him to sit and stay, I know it must have been a blow to his pride. I tried to avert my eyes to offer him some dignity. But there was little hope of that for him on this trip.

Miss Mollee scared us all by running into the street! Sometimes I think she just doesn't have any common sense. But again, I saw new Mommie in her serious role and she gathered up all of us and finally got everyone into the office.

We all sat together in a small room and I watched the veterinarian and her helper check out little Rudy. Poor thing, he endured one blow to his dignity after another when the veterinarian checked him for worms. Sadly, that is a necessity and I, for one, detest it but understand why it has to be done. Then it was Miss Mollee's turn and to tell you the truth, I was glad they didn't perform the worm check on her because I just don't think her little sensibilities could withstand it.

After little Rudy and Miss Mollee were finished, it was my turn. I tried to be polite and a good girl as the veterinarian checked me. And I was pleased to hear her pronounce me very healthy. Actually, I was pleased that all three of us were pronounced healthy. And I was so appreciative of the care and concern new Mommie and Daddy showed in their attention to us all. I am so pleased to be here and am trying hard to be part of this new pack.

Have a good evening!

Hey! ... Guess what?? ...

... we had to go to the doggie sick room and get checked out last week because, like ... we have Ivan now and Mommie and Big Daddy wanted to make sure we were ok, I guess ... 'cause like ... Ivan was sick before and now she's not but they didn't want to take any chances ... I don't know what kind of chances but I know I don't like to go to the doggie sick room 'cause ... like ... last time I went there they made me go sleepy for a long time and when I woke up I felt bad and had a zipper on my tummy ... and like .. it got all itchy and stuff ... and I licked and Mommie was not happy about that ... cause, like, I think it was bad or something ... and then, guess what??!! ... they made me wear a lampshade over my head and stuff ... it was so lame .. and like, the rat ... he made fun of me and all ... and I got so upset that I pee'd on Big Daddy's pillow ... and like, I just wasn't myself for so long ... but like when Mommie and Big Daddy put the ropes on us and put us in the car ... like, we were all excited and stuff ... 'cause riding around is so cool ... but then we went to the doggie sick room ... and I was so scared ... and the rat was muttering to me that they were going to take my toy balls away ... but like, wouldn't they have to come to the house to do that? ... but anyway ... he was all like - you better run while you still can! ... and I was like - why? ... and he was like - because they're after your balls! ... and I was like - what balls? where?? ... and he was like - the ones under your legs! ... and I was like - what?? There are balls under my legs?? ... Cool!! ... and like I wanted to play with them so I was running around trying to find them and stuff ... but that made Mommie very mad and she used the mean voice on me ... and like, I had to be picked up and carried into the doggie sick room ... but anyway, we went into a little room and Mommie put the rat on the table ... and I was like - good! ... and he was like - your turn will come! ... and Ivan and I watched while the doggie sick people were touching all over him ... and then, like - gag me with a bone - they put a stick up his butt and stuff ... EEeewww!! ... and he was like - help me!! ... and I was like - serves you right since you eat so much poop and I told you to stop doing that! ... and he was like - just shut up ... and Ivan and I were laughing ... oh ... and it smelled weird in there ... but then Mommie picked up the rat and left the room ... and when she came back, guess what??!! ... it was my turn! ... and Mommie put me up on the table and stuff ... and the doggie sick people were feeling all over me ... and I was scared ... but like, Mommie kept hugging me and petting me and telling me it would be ok ... and I was just waiting on the poopie stick ... but, guess what??!! ... they didn't do that to me!! ... and when Mommie took me back to the car I made sure to tell the rat that I didn't get the poopie stick ... and he was like - that's not fair! ... and I was like - sucks to be you! ... oh ... and I don't know what happened after that 'cause I took a nap ........

De Tortures Continue ...

Eet has been at least dos weeks now dat we have been forced to accommodate de Green Vine in our casa. It seems dat dis situation remaining is going to continue because Senora Mommie is looking to be mucho loving of de little vine. I, myself, have not made up myself's opinion. There is mucho to consider before accepting de little vine into de pack.

Although I, myself, am of gracious and bueno welcoming of de little vine, my beloved puta is not so bendable. Working against her favor was dat, due to the inclusion of de little vine into our pack, we all had to go to de Torture Laboratory for bodily inspections. I, myself, was not understanding why we were inspected since we have been here and we have done nothing to alter what we are since our last inspection. But Senior Roberto and Senora Mommie strapped de torture devices onto us and put us in de rolling box and we all went to de Torture Laboratory. I, myself, could smell de vapor of it before arriving. I, myself, was left at de Torture Laboratory one day many years ago and somehow lost my cahones. I, myself, am never wanting to go to dis place. At least dis time, I , myself, was not de only one going.

There was a small commotion outside de Torture Laboratory as my beloved puta, overcome with fear, attempted to escape from her torture devices and gallop back to de casa. Everyone held their breathing as she darted into de road like a speedy gazelle, her beautiful long legs carrying her across de black roadway in between so many rolling boxes. Eventually she returned and Senora Mommie and Senor Roberto were able to herd all of us into de front doors.

We all went into a small, warm room to await de tortures to begin. I, myself, was chosen first as is my rank in de pack. I suffered de ministrations of Senora Mommie and de torture peoples as they felt over myself's body and looked into myself's bodily openings. It was with wounded dignity dat I, myself, endured de poopie probing. It is a mystery to myself what they are attempting to accomplish in de poopie probing. It is so undignified. Once de torture peoples were finished, Senora Mommie quickly carried me back outside to de rolling box and locked me in. I, myself, was relieved to have left de Torture Laboratory with all de bodily parts I had when I, myself, went in there just a few short minutes ago.

I, myself, can only assume dat my beloved puta and de little green vine are going to be tortured also. I, myself, cast blame upon de green vine for bringing dis torture upon us and will be speaking to my beloved puta as to whether or not we should allow de green vine to stay if dis is de kind of treatment her presence requires. Although I, myself, love Senora Mommie and want to stay at de casa, I, myself, will not be allowing any more poopie probing for de sake of de green vine.

Adios

Home at Last ...

Well I thought I was going outside for a refreshing prance around the back yard when a strange car pulled up the drive way and a family with two small dogs got out and walked over to speak with Foster Mommie Christina. The two dogs were both the same reddish color. I recognized that the smaller dog was one of my own type. I do not know what type of dog the bigger one was, but she seemed pleasant even if she was a little slow. I tried to show them around my yard and be polite. I invited them to sniff around and tinkle on whatever was available. I felt badly that they seemed so fearful and did my best to put them at ease.

Imagine my surprise when Foster Mommie Christina announced that I was going to be adopted by this new family! Oh, what a dream come true! (I was so proud that I was wearing my fashionable new coat and that I looked so very stylish!) I have been wishing so hard for a new family and now my wish was coming true! I was so thrilled that I just jumped right into their car without being invited and I was immediately embarrassed. But the new Mommie settled into the back seat of the car with me, pulled me into her lap, and started petting and kissing me so I knew that all would be forgiven. I could tell that the two other little dogs were still so uncertain (and perhaps a little jealous) about my going home with them. But I've been part of a big pack at the foster home and I know I can make good friends with them if they'll just give me a chance. I am so happy to have my own family ... at last!

Have a good evening everyone.

Hey! ... Guess what?? ...

... a few days ago ... like, Mommie and Big Daddy put the ropes on me and the rat and took us for a ride in the car ... and like, wheeeeee ... I love to ride in the car because it's so awesome and fun ... and then Mommie stopped the car at this house and we all got out ... and guess what??? ... it smelled so great there with all kinds of dog and cat and goat smells and it was so cool ... but like, the rat ... like he was shaking and afraid and kept hiding behind my legs until I got tired of it and I, like, growled at him to get away from me because like ... I wanted to check out the yard and stuff ... oh and guess what??? ... there was another puppy in the yard and like ... I wanted to go up to her and say hello but like I was a little afraid so I stood behind Mommie's legs and watched the little puppy for a while ... and then, like, after the rat stopped panting like he was gonna pass out or something ... I took a step closer to say hello to the little puppy and like ... she was very nice and stuff ... and I got to sniff her special place and I let her sniff mine ... and like she tried to sniff the rat but I told her not to waster her time because, like ... he's a rat and all ... but anyway ... oohh ... guess what???? ... we followed each other around the yard and like ... we took turns pottying on the grass and truck tire and flowers and it was awesome ... cause, like, every time she pottied then I pottied and then she pottied and then I pottied ... it was way cool ... and then the rat had to spoil it all by going around and pottying on all the same things ... he's such a stupid rat ... but then guess what happened??? ... Mommie got into the car with the new little puppy and Big Daddy drove us home and like ... I guess the new little puppy is gonna live with us or something ... and when Mommie said that, the rat started groaning and trying to tell me that I was being replaced ... yeah, right ... but Mommie and Big Daddy wouldn't replace me because I'm so great and all ... but that stupid rat better stop peeing in the house and eating Big Daddy's inside shoes or they might toss him out ... I told him so ... and he said a dirty word back to me about me being a pooty or something and ... well .. whatever ... oh yeah ... and then Mommie said the new little puppy's name was Ivan ... I think ... maybe ... I don't remember 'cause, like, you should have seen how the rat was crawling up Big Daddy's neck trying to get away from it ... but like ... I was really happy that Ivan came to live with us ... I think ... but like ... isn't Ivan a weird name for a little puppy?? ... but I was just glad we got back to the house and the could take the ropes off us .. cause, like ... I wanted to play and stuff!!

A Trip In De Rolling Box

Et has been uno weeks and uno day since Seniorita Mommie ambushed us with her plan to provide additions to our pack. She and Senior Roberto left in de siesta time and shortly returned to place de puta and me, myself, into our torture devices and load us into de rolling box. We rolled for many momentos until we came to a halt in a yard that was unfamiliar to myself. There were strange and dangerous smells in this yard and I attempted to protect my beloved puta to de best of myself's ability. I, myself, instructed her to stand behind me as I, myself, would protect her from whatever dangers threatened.

At this moment in time I, myself, saw Seniorita Mommie holding a white furry item. She was talking softly to it. She was wiping her hand along it's length. And then she placed it down onto de yard area. I, myself, was not surprised to notice that it was another puta because I, myself, could smell it from de moment we got out of de rolling box and entered de yard area. However, my beloved puta was shaking in terror and I, myself, took a position that would offer her much needed protection as we both watched de white furry puta stalk us.

After much discussion amongst de peoples, we were taken back to the rolling box. At this point I, myself, was very surprised when Seniorita Mommie entered de rolling box with de white furry puta and declared that it's name was Green Vine and that it was going back to de casa with us. My beloved puta and I immediately jumped into de forward area of de rolling box to snuggle together and discuss this new turn of events.

So Pleased to Meet You ...

... my name is Ivy and I am just so pleased to make your acquaintance. I am new to the Harvey Household and am so very pleased to be a part of this family.

About a year ago, as I was walking along and smelling the new spring daffodils, I got lost from my home and spent several days wandering out in the big world. It was a scary time and I just don't know what I would have done if it had not been for my foster mommie, Christina, who took me in and nursed me back to health. I was so fortunate to be able to rely on the kindness of strangers. After this horrid unpleasantness, I was adopted by the Harvey family and came to live here with Mr. Rudy and Miss. Mollee.

I, too, am a Chihuahua. But a lady never reveals her true age, don't you know. But I will allow that I am a young lady who has seen some of the world and am glad to have found myself in the warm and loving home of Miss. Jacque and Mr. Bob. I've only had the pleasure of their company for about a week so this entire arrangement is still new for me. But I am sure that this will be a lovely new home for me and I look forward to blending in with as much grace and composure as possible.

Have a wonderful day everyone.

... like, Hey Everybody!

My name is Mollee and, like, I'm 5 yrs old and live with Mommie, Big Daddy, the little boy, and the rat ... and, like, we have a nice house and all ... and, like, Big Daddy loves to rub my belly and stuff ... so, yeah, like ... I am a little doggie but I am bigger than the rat who stinks and steals my cookies ... but, like, Mommie says I can talk on here and stuff ... but, uuummm, I'm not sure what I should talk about ... so,like, I'll just say ... whatever .. ok?

I, myself, am known as Rudy ...

... de Chihuahua. I, myself, welcome you to my small casa on de internet. During December 2008, de world was blessed to have me, myself, living in it for 6 years. I live at de casa of Senior Bob and Seniorita Mommy. We also have de young senior Alex to accommodate and, of course, my beloved puta, Mollee. I, myself, have mucho thinking occurring and believe others will benefit about it and desire to know it. So I, myself, have plannings that this will be a buonas arena for making you to see it. Gracias for your many attentions.