I, Myself, Am Injured

Oh, et was a sad day at de casa. I, myself, am in mucho pain from de injury I, myself, have sustained from de firey ant in de backyard. While I, myself, was on patrol and seeking to protect de casa from intruders, I, myself, stopped to sniff at a high mound of dirt. Little did I, myself, know but that dis high mound of dirt contained de mucho dangerous firey ants! Before I, myself, could escaped, one of de little firey ants had bitten my paw. De injury was de bite right between myself's toes, of all places! Damn those firey ants and their accuracy! Now I, myself, am watching my paw swell to larger sizes. Et is painful to me. Et is very painful. I, myself, know nothing to be done for et although Senora Mommie and Senior Roberto are attempting to help me to feels better. They have fed me mucho amounts of cheese this evening. Although et is tasty, I, myself, do not understand how et will help. But I, myself, will continue to eat et.

Adios