... a few days ago ... like, Mommie and Big Daddy put the ropes on me and the rat and took us for a ride in the car ... and like, wheeeeee ... I love to ride in the car because it's so awesome and fun ... and then Mommie stopped the car at this house and we all got out ... and guess what??? ... it smelled so great there with all kinds of dog and cat and goat smells and it was so cool ... but like, the rat ... like he was shaking and afraid and kept hiding behind my legs until I got tired of it and I, like, growled at him to get away from me because like ... I wanted to check out the yard and stuff ... oh and guess what??? ... there was another puppy in the yard and like ... I wanted to go up to her and say hello but like I was a little afraid so I stood behind Mommie's legs and watched the little puppy for a while ... and then, like, after the rat stopped panting like he was gonna pass out or something ... I took a step closer to say hello to the little puppy and like ... she was very nice and stuff ... and I got to sniff her special place and I let her sniff mine ... and like she tried to sniff the rat but I told her not to waster her time because, like ... he's a rat and all ... but anyway ... oohh ... guess what???? ... we followed each other around the yard and like ... we took turns pottying on the grass and truck tire and flowers and it was awesome ... cause, like, every time she pottied then I pottied and then she pottied and then I pottied ... it was way cool ... and then the rat had to spoil it all by going around and pottying on all the same things ... he's such a stupid rat ... but then guess what happened??? ... Mommie got into the car with the new little puppy and Big Daddy drove us home and like ... I guess the new little puppy is gonna live with us or something ... and when Mommie said that, the rat started groaning and trying to tell me that I was being replaced ... yeah, right ... but Mommie and Big Daddy wouldn't replace me because I'm so great and all ... but that stupid rat better stop peeing in the house and eating Big Daddy's inside shoes or they might toss him out ... I told him so ... and he said a dirty word back to me about me being a pooty or something and ... well .. whatever ... oh yeah ... and then Mommie said the new little puppy's name was Ivan ... I think ... maybe ... I don't remember 'cause, like, you should have seen how the rat was crawling up Big Daddy's neck trying to get away from it ... but like ... I was really happy that Ivan came to live with us ... I think ... but like ... isn't Ivan a weird name for a little puppy?? ... but I was just glad we got back to the house and the could take the ropes off us .. cause, like ... I wanted to play and stuff!!
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