Hey! Guess what????
... like I’ve been watching Mommie walk on her machine for a few days now and ... like ... although I don’t know what she’s doing I think it’s totally awesome ... cause, like, she’s walking fast inside the house and ... like, that’s just too way fun ... so like ... when she put the ropes on me I thought we were going outside ... and I was like, “but it’s raining out there, Mommie” ... and she was like, “but we’re not going outside” ... so it was cool to see what she was gonna do ... so she put the ropes on me ... and then ... this is so awesome ... 
she put me on the walking machine too! ... and guess what??!! ... it was going forward, and all ... and like, I was walking forward with it and stuff ... but I was like ... scared, you know? ... ‘cause I haven’t walked on a machine before ... and like ... it was a little loud and like ... well ... it took me a few minutes to figure out how to walk on it ... but guess what??!! ... I did! ... and I walked and walked and walked ... oh yeah, and like ... little Ivan was so excited to play this new game ... and like, she was cheering me on and stuff .... but like, that rat was hiding behind the couches wailing, “Oh God Help Us All!” ... and Ivan was trying to tell him it would be ok ... but, like ... he’s so stupid ... oh ... and guess what??!! ... I must have done a good job because Mommie let me get off the machine ... and like, the rat ... he stuck his head out from behind the couch ... and he was like, “Are you dead yet?” ... and I was like, “No you dummy, that was fun!” ... and he was like, “oh please beg for God to spare me from this new labor!” ... and I was like, “Whatever, you moron” ... and then I turned around ... and guess what??!! ... Mommie put Ivan on the walking machine ... and Ivan was so cool! ... she ran to the front of the machine and then sat down and, like, rode back ... I wish I had thought of that ... whatever ... and then when Ivan was done ... like, Mommie gave us cookies and all ... and they were really good ... and then I jumped onto the couch ... and like ... the next thing I kenw it was late and Mommie was carrying me to bed ... like, I was so way tired!
she put me on the walking machine too! ... and guess what??!! ... it was going forward, and all ... and like, I was walking forward with it and stuff ... but I was like ... scared, you know? ... ‘cause I haven’t walked on a machine before ... and like ... it was a little loud and like ... well ... it took me a few minutes to figure out how to walk on it ... but guess what??!! ... I did! ... and I walked and walked and walked ... oh yeah, and like ... little Ivan was so excited to play this new game ... and like, she was cheering me on and stuff .... but like, that rat was hiding behind the couches wailing, “Oh God Help Us All!” ... and Ivan was trying to tell him it would be ok ... but, like ... he’s so stupid ... oh ... and guess what??!! ... I must have done a good job because Mommie let me get off the machine ... and like, the rat ... he stuck his head out from behind the couch ... and he was like, “Are you dead yet?” ... and I was like, “No you dummy, that was fun!” ... and he was like, “oh please beg for God to spare me from this new labor!” ... and I was like, “Whatever, you moron” ... and then I turned around ... and guess what??!! ... Mommie put Ivan on the walking machine ... and Ivan was so cool! ... she ran to the front of the machine and then sat down and, like, rode back ... I wish I had thought of that ... whatever ... and then when Ivan was done ... like, Mommie gave us cookies and all ... and they were really good ... and then I jumped onto the couch ... and like ... the next thing I kenw it was late and Mommie was carrying me to bed ... like, I was so way tired!
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