Hey! Guess what??!! ....

... like today ... it was the little boy's birthday ... and like, Big Daddy and Mommie left the house with him ... and like, when they all came home they had all these nifty plastic bags that were all loud and noisy ... and guess what??!! ... inside one of them was a new toy for me!! ... oh, I was so happy to get a new BABY! ... oh it was so pretty ... it was a little puppy baby all for me to love all by myself ... 'cause, like, Big Daddy gave Ivan and the Rat new toys of their own ... so they wouldn't want mine ... I guess ... anyway ... so, like I was loving on my puppy baby and licking him and talking to him and stuff ... and I took him to the bedroom to see Big Daddy's pillow but, like, puppy baby didn't care about that ... so, like, I took puppy baby to see the little boy's pillow ... but, like, he didn't care about that either ... and like, I was getting tired of taking puppy baby to all the pillows so I, like, laid down for a nap and set puppy baby next to me ... and then, guess what?! ... when I woke up puppy baby was still there! ... and I was so happy and everything ... so like I started licking him ... and like it was so cool because he tasted so good ... and like ... well .... one nibble led to another ... and before I knew it ... umm ... like .... I chewed up puppy baby's butt and pulled out all his insides .... I hate it when I do that .... oh well .... maybe Big Daddy will bring me a new puppy baby soon!